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In Which Do The Marshmellows Grow?
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The funny thing is they never even grow in marshes I heard.
The reason why the hell do they call all of them ‘marshmellows’ after that?
The ‘mellow’ part is obvious.
But apparently they got nothin’ to do with marshes.
We learned that cranberries grow in bogs though.
And tapioca comes from the interior of trees.
Life is an unusual journey like this.
I’m constantly askin’ myself questions.
We question everything.
I question about much shit.
I became the worst child like this but my moms and dads had been always cool with it.
They knew that when we began askin’ questions that I’d to have the solution.
Once I asked questions about the Sears Tower…
my dad’d take me to understand Building Engineer.
Therefore I could ask him questions.
Did you know the Sears Tower develops virtually eight inches during a time period of large tidal pull?
The building engineer explained that.
As soon as we saw an airplane crash dad i’d like to out of the vehicle going take a look even though I experienced to go about six miles home from then on.
Anything he would be arrested for today.
That has been your day I decided that I had in order to become a pilot.
For the reason that it pilot was therefore cool.
I was perhaps eight or nine and I also needed to trek through about a 1 / 2 a mile of dirty industry to get at the airplane.
By the time i obtained indeed there the pilot was gettin’ chewed out-by their girfriend and duckin’ flyin’ suitcases and things.
He was actually happy to see myself.
I suppose I supplied only a little ‘diversion’ for him and I also noticed his girfriend cooled down straight away also… I am talking about she ended throwin’ shit at him at least…
although she ended up being however quite pissed about his dropping an engine… their only engine… on the way to their particular holiday.
He showed me the inside associated with jet and told me just how every little thing worked.
Their girfriend sat on a suitcase together with her hands folded lookin’ pissed.
That’s exactly how girfriends is you realize?
Dude spared their particular ass… glides their powerless airplane into a dirty area… prevents the powerlines and barely dents that sweet Beech Bonanza… neither of these gets injured… the man’s a freakin’ hero…
and she is all mad at him.
‘We should’ve just drove’ we heard this lady say… ‘we said we ought to have driven.’
If she understood precisely what he’d done right indeed there… once I turned out she’d are making voracious love to the man or else demonstrating the woman love for him in a far more romantic way.
Bonanza’s are recognized to glide like a stone as soon as the engine quits.
Her boyfriend done great.
Another hundred legs and then he’d have plowed it into a treeline.
I do believe he deserved a real and sincere and substantial ‘atta son’ at the least.
‘If this plane’s a rockin’ do not come knockin’
She shoudda showed old child some ferocious love right there i am suggesting.
Then I would have chose to become a pilot the following day.
‘Mom, dad… I’m falling out-of-school to be a pilot’ I’m able to see myself saying.
‘ you’re just within the 4th level’ my mom will say.
‘It’s been my lifelong fantasy.’
I was thinking that guy ended up being so cool… After all… he simply crashed a plane and he ended up being talkin’ in my opinion.
He did everything right because he held their cool.
The one thing he didn’t do right is deal with the girlfriend correctly but i did not realize that after that.
Needless to say today i realize that correct response to the gf would-have-been to express something similar to…
‘baby… I am aware that I simply conserved us from particular fiery demise and every little thing… but revelling when you look at the minute would-be selfish… and though I’m totally pumped up and all jacked on adrenaline I am able to feel the psychological disconnect growing between us right now… which saddens me over i am most likely letting on because of all this excitement… and I also really just wish reassure you that I adore you and I love you over such a thing on the planet… I really want you to learn that you’re the most wonderful lady worldwide to me… even sitting on a suitcase in a muddy area directly after we simply crashed in a plane due to my arrogance and stupidity… that I’m sorry the airplane’s engine quit… you did not deserve is subjected to this… you deserve is flown around in a plane that is taken care of by a far more competent mechanic… and I decided on plane mechanics defectively and in a way which wasn’t considerate people… I became wrong… I feel like We disappoint you… and I also dislike exactly how which makes me feel in… if the plane’s motor quit my first thought had been you… I was scared that i really could drop you… I wanted to go over the way you were experiencing in immediately but I’d to fly the plane… I guaranteed myself that second we survived this crash that I’d deal with these problems with you… that is why I’m conversing with you now… because i am keeping that promise that I created using myself… I did not like the way the whole event made myself feel… therefore made myself feel powerless and susceptible and I also’m have to time for you to deal with those issues on my own… and I also promise to reach out to a professional for help easily have to… I could understand why you’re mad while’re right… we have to have simply driven… I ought to have heard you… because whenever I fuck up royally it really is you that’s truth be told there to inform me personally the things I need done… and I know it’s because you like myself also it arises from good place in your heart… it is because you worry… not only since you like to transform myself… I’ll just take life more seriously to any extent further I promise and I want you to understand that I’m totally dedicated to your emotions at this time if you wish to speak about it… simply understand that Im totally emotionally accessible to you as of this very 2nd… I’m sorry child… I do not even care if that little bit of shit airplane burns off with all our baggage on it and I guarantee to kick that mechanic’s ass next time We see him… i am simply glad that you are alright… this plane crash changed me for the much better and it is made myself consider everything differently… I’m like a whole new man… I’m therefore grateful to possess you within my life… I guarantee you that once we get home i am going to begin contemplating all of that shit around the house you’ve been informing me to fix… and I also actually hope that even as we grow old together we look straight back about this crazy little minute as something that we could laugh about… a thing that introduced united states closer together… and made our love better… who is my hot small copilot huh… you’re… c’mere you sexy small love nugget… a person appears like they need a large hug.’
I think that covers most of the basics.
Then… simply to get the additional mile and because I’m an intimate in mind…
I would have strolled back again to the jet… grabbed radio stations microphone and stated loudly adequate that she could hear myself…
‘Midway Tower it is Beechcraft yadda yadda yadda… I recently made that mayday call… I simply want you understand your most gorgeous lady on earth… the passion for my life and I also take the floor safe and sound… which I became wrong and I should have listened to her… we are going to be operating next time… over.’
‘Roger that Beech yadda yadda yadda… we’re happy you are safe and goodluck utilizing the girlfriend… hope you did not FUBAR that’ i could imagine the tower would react.
They should place that into the ‘post crash checklist’ under ‘dealing together with your wife/girlfriend after the crash.’
Shit… they should have ‘pilot type’ checklists for girlfriends and wives.
Really… I really could make some cash thereupon concept.
Laminated… with index tabs and every little thing… bullet pointed problems to deal with… keywords to state repeatedly and a sample script tested on feminine focus teams and authorized by psychiatrists, relationship counselors, practitioners and divorce proceedings lawyers for virtually any scenario.
Things not to say highlighted in purple.
Every man would want a duplicate of that.
Coping with womankind without it’d resemble flyin’ by the chair of your pants.
My instructor always stated… ‘no matter just how crazy it gets… stay with the list… once the shit hits the fan the head’s gonna be up your butt.’
And then he was right.
That guy crashed eight times… flew like a madman-kamikaze wanna be… smoked a pack of Pall Mall filterless cigarettes just about every day… half of all of them in the cockpit beside me in which he’d get to sleep together burning in their lips… he consumed whiskey straight like liquid… hitched an ex-nun and existed to nearly ninety.
Lenny Prorok you had been best pilot I ever known and truly more fearless.
You did things with airplanes that Jesus, physics in addition to Wright Brothers never ever meant… together with FAA undoubtedly objected to.
We miss you.
The guy knew just what he was speaking about.
Easily ever before doubted him he would pull-out their initial pilots permit and show it if you ask me… pointing aside it was signed regarding the straight back by Wilber Wright.
Every great argument when you look at the seat constantly seemed to end with ‘see this… this might be Orville Wright’s gahdamned signature!’
The man always strike myself within the cockpit easily smudged.
We travelled through some crazy heavens collectively me personally which old bird.
Crankiest mofo we ever before met.
Nevertheless the dude could travel.
Guy could he travel.
He proved in my experience that he could land a Cessna 152 in a baseball industry as soon as.
The little move he pulled at the end ‘to clear objective posts’ he stated… that has been some scary butt traveling.
Wing on a ‘knife advantage’ when you look at the craziest sideslip I previously seen ten legs over the floor utilizing the stall caution horn screamin’ as loud as I have you ever heard it.
That manuever had a ‘pucker aspect’ of eleven plus it probably took per week for my cajones to relax adequate to leave my esophagus.
I thought that has been the end.
Pilots always utilize acronyms and rhymes to consider material.
We stick to ‘BISYWaR’… busywar… it works in almost every situation… BISYWaR is short for for ‘Baby i am sorry You Were Appropriate.’
The small ‘a’ doesn’t mean any such thing… it is kinda simply tossed inside to help make the acronym more ‘wordlike’ and unforgettable.
The acronym is sensible too.
You don’t make use of it during the right time… you’re gonna be busy at war.
Put that inside emotional pocket dudes… right next to the spot where you have immediate and total recall of the day of one’s anniversary.
And do not only make use of it a whole lot… utilize it every opportunity you receive… succeed a target.
No… allow it to be a ‘lifestyle.’
The key on phrase’s success is its user friendliness as well as its honesty.
Occasionally a man is sorry.
Often a man is sorry his woman is appropriate.
I discovered since then that women are far more complex than any flying machine previously built.
Sittin’ when you look at the pilots seat whilst the pilot finished gettin’ their things outta the jet we wondered how I’d did in the same scenario…
would We have held my cool we wondered…
would We have done every little thing perfectly so we could walk away from the ‘forced landing?’
I am as curious about myself as I in the morning concerning the globe.
It really is exactly about curiousity I guess.
That’s what its that I think drives us to escape here to get in close proximity to men and women from the street.
I usually have already been.
I would like to learn more.
We wanna know about everything.
That’s the best thing i do believe.
1 day I swear i am going to see where in fact the marshmellows develop.
Image by Adam N. Ward
What exactly is within my case August 12, 2012
Image by Do8y
We apologise when it comes to appalling quality of the picture. This is the combination of using an iPhone and a place with uneven lighting.
Ordinarily an apple iphone 4g is within this photo as I always carry it in bag – in fact into the blue ‘3way Accessory Case’ connected to the blue ‘Deluxe Strap Pad’.
I didn’t empty the Ordning & Reda pencil-case whilst has actually a couple of pencils (Pentel Tradio – www.penteleurope.com/pages/trj50_trj74_infopage.htm and a Rotring Core sets fountain pen, Tanakor design always compose back at my main working notepad – a Clairefontaine – great report deserves to be honoured with a fountain pen and a good ink) and a pack of Waterman ink cartridges on it.
The case is a:
Custom Computer Messenger Bag
– dimensions: medium
– ballistic nylon spinach / stripes blue / ballistic plastic spinach
– binding: pacific blue
– logo: pacific blue
– lining: argon blue
– crater laptop computer sleeve
– grab strap
– compression straps with tabs
I discover blue liner particularly good, although I have been a fan for the orange people.
Notoriously lacking – my Livescribe pen, which I forgot at your workplace this weekend.
As constantly, my what exactly is during my case shot comes heavily annotated with Flickr-notes, simply mouse-over an object to see what it is.